Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain)

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mp3: amiestreet.com iphone auto-tune app: iamtpain.smule.com We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here: www.youtube.com twitter.com www.facebook.com links to us: t-shirts: www.districtlines.com donate: www.thegregorybrothers.com twitter www.twitter.com facebook: www.facebook.com Lyrics: JB: Imagine with me for a moment. Imagine an America. Imagine a world Where people pop the hood of their cars And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words: “Made in America.” All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: Imagine, imagine… All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: That’s what I want to imagine! All: God bless y’all. MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem. I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk. All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk! EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle. EG: woo! SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now, he has either earned or been given another chance. SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance! MR: Katie Couric is off today. AG: But I’m still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay. MR: I’m Maggie Rodriguez. AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let’s talk about the noo-ews. MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese And some animal activists are crying AG: Crying? MR: Crying AG: Crying? MR: Crying foul. AG: Crying how? MR: Crying fowl. AG: oh MR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanes AG

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Comments

  1. September 9th, 2010 | 8:50 pm

    that bread looks more like a pancake to me…

  2. September 11th, 2010 | 5:32 am

    Can i have that piece of bread, Michael?

  3. September 13th, 2010 | 7:29 pm

    @dboyminishows and….????? you want a real one just for one video?

  4. September 14th, 2010 | 6:30 pm

    @AcrylicOnion but aren’t they canadian geese?

  5. September 16th, 2010 | 3:41 pm

    at 2:30 u can see the tape on the mustache wtf

  6. September 17th, 2010 | 11:11 pm

    you guys are an inspiration. i am a 16 year old producer and i hope to one day gain as much attention as your autotune the news videos.

  7. September 20th, 2010 | 8:06 pm

    lol 2:43 the mustache

  8. September 21st, 2010 | 6:32 pm

    they seem to like the sentence very thing ice XD

  9. September 23rd, 2010 | 8:07 pm

    This is going on my ipod right now

  10. September 26th, 2010 | 5:35 pm

    I like this one, well, I like them all, but this is one of my favoirites. love how you can see the tape blatiently on his stache.

  11. September 27th, 2010 | 6:40 am

    haha with T-Pain this video only gets even better. Joe Biden should become a pop singer. haha

  12. September 27th, 2010 | 11:38 pm

    @90Nixon you mean retarded right?

  13. September 30th, 2010 | 9:54 pm

    So watching all these videos…their beats are so alike in all of them. So is this just them wanting to be repetitive or just retarted?

  14. October 3rd, 2010 | 6:21 am

    i like the part where they said’those geese are ****ed’

  15. October 3rd, 2010 | 4:41 pm

    OMFG THE END WAS SO FUNNY!!!!

  16. October 6th, 2010 | 9:22 pm

    LOL. Tears in my eyes. The dragon chart got me.

  17. October 9th, 2010 | 3:56 am

    “those geese are cooked…….those geese are made in america, made in america” …..thats the tightest thing I’ve heard this year!!!! wow that is worthy of a stage musical.

  18. October 12th, 2010 | 11:59 am

    lol… Autotuning politicians is awesome… :)

  19. October 15th, 2010 | 3:37 am

    The federal commissions of me AGREE.

  20. October 16th, 2010 | 12:20 am

    Oh my god, by autotuning the metaphor it made sense.
    No, it didn’t, but it was poppin’.

  21. October 16th, 2010 | 10:21 am

    Nice to meet you boo, let’s talk about the news

  22. October 16th, 2010 | 3:14 pm

    @flyby7a
    … two continents
    North America,
    and South America (which includes Central America)

  23. October 19th, 2010 | 5:45 pm

    Made in america on a car. Worst fucking nightmare!!

  24. October 22nd, 2010 | 9:33 pm

    no those geese were made in canada if there wild

  25. October 23rd, 2010 | 4:47 am

    They’re obviously talking about American Canadian Geese.