August 30, 2010
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
TheOnion asked:
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
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@XicaPapoila —-no i was quoting that…lol
@cameronmitch98 You should ask your prestigious schools for your money back. Or try studying harder.
“I’m just some fucking guy”
ive spent my entire life studien at the most prestigois schools to talk about bullshit like this!……hilliarious
HILARIOUS! =))
its sad but, this was more informative than some of the shit the news media’s have been putting out lately…
I’m an older man, so you can trust me!
heres some footage of congress.
yes i see that
this is a typical breaking news.
“and here is some footage of congress.”
If you ran this on a continuous loop it would probably get higher ratings than CNN
is this the onion
LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ i got some bullshit you may want to look at
hahahahahaha This is so true!
JEEZ ive already seen it 10 times…
“im just some f*cking guy”
i keep on laughing XD
i loved this video. I loath what goes for news these days. All hype and bullshit to be avoided at all costs. I long for the old Walter Cronkite days when the news was about public service and not about profit. I am sick of the fox news channel with hours of libertarian rants, argueing and BULLSHIT!
1:15 foxes in suburbia are “shocking”? I live in a city and there are foxes all over the place. BS indeed! The Onion is spot on.
Lol so true.
hahaha god i love the onion
I just saw 5 pieces of bullshit going on outside my window. This bullshit turned out to be some fairly common events.
Exactly what I see in the news every single day.
this doesn’t sum up the news, this sums up 24 hours news - now they’re the bullshit
hahahahah fuckin great!
“and here’s some footage of congress”
“Yes, I see that”
ROFL